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 Funny cat sayings

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 “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
tags: cats, humor, women
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Terry Pratchett
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
tags: cats, humor, life
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Albert Schweitzer
“The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats...”
― Albert Schweitzer
tags: cats, life, music
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George Carlin
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin
tags: animals, cats, dogs, humor, language
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Terry Pratchett
“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
tags: cats, death, life
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Garrison Keillor
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
― Garrison Keillor
tags: absurd, cats, humor
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Christopher Hitchens
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever
tags: affection, atheism, cats, dogs, food, god, pets, religion, shelter, water
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Winston Churchill
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
― Winston Churchill
tags: animals, cats, dogs, equality, pigs, respect
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Neil Gaiman
“What's your name,' Coraline asked the cat. 'Look, I'm Coraline. Okay?'
'Cats don't have names,' it said.
'No?' said Coraline.
'No,' said the cat. 'Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.”
― Neil Gaiman, Coraline
tags: cats, names, self-knowledge
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Mark Twain
“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
― Mark Twain
tags: animals, cats, dogs, grace, reticence
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Neil Gaiman
“I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.”
― Neil Gaiman
tags: cats, chaos, cooperation, organization, persuasion, pets, willfullness
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Charles Dickens
“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”
― Charles Dickens
tags: cats, gifts, love
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Neil Gaiman
“We...we could be friends.'

We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.”
― Neil Gaiman, Coraline
tags: cats, friends, sarcasm
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Ernest Hemingway
“A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.”
― Ernest Hemingway
tags: cats
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Tamora Pierce
“Curiosity killed the cat,” Fesgao remarked, his dark eyes unreadable.
Aly rolled her eyes. Why did everyone say that to her? “People always forget the rest of the saying,” she complained. “‘And satisfaction brought it back.”
― Tamora Pierce, Trickster's Choice
tags: aly, cat, cats, curiosity, fesgao
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Neil Gaiman
“Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.”
― Neil Gaiman, Stardust
tags: cats, lies
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Erin Hunter
“You cannot live with a paw in each world.”
― Erin Hunter, Into the Wild
tags: cats
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Mark Twain
“a person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.”
― Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer Abroad
tags: cats, lesson
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Robert A. Heinlein
“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
tags: cats
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Mark Twain
“Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
― Mark Twain
tags: cats
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Neil Gaiman
“Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’

Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living,’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘... Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book
tags: cats, humor
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Jarod Kintz
“To Do Today, 1/17/08
1. Sit and think
2. Reach enlightenment
3. Feed the cats”
― Jarod Kintz, I Should Have Renamed This
tags: cats, enlightenment, funny, humor, think, to-do-list, zen
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Mark Twain
“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple things which other animals easily learn, he is incapable of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and a dog to be friends. I put them in a cage. In another hour I taught them to be friends with a rabbit. In the course of two days I was able to add a fox, a goose, a squirrel and some doves. Finally a monkey. They lived together in peace; even affectionately.

Next, in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansas; a Buddhist from China; a Brahman from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping. Then I stayed away for two whole days. When I came back to note results, the cage of Higher Animals was all right, but in the other there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones and flesh--not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court.”
― Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth: Uncensored Writings
tags: animals, cats, dogs, doves, foxes, geese, man, monkeys, reasoning, religion, squirrels
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Lewis Carroll
“And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" I suppose so, said Alice. "Well then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tale when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
tags: alice, cats, cheshire-cat, madness
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The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
― Leonardo da Vinci
tags: cats
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P.C. Cast
“Me-EHH-UF-ow”
― P.C. Cast, Marked
tags: cats, nala, vampyres, zoey-redbird
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Erin Hunter
“Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest.”
― Erin Hunter, A Dangerous Path
tags: cats
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Erin Hunter
“Fire will save the Clan”
― Erin Hunter, Twilight
tags: cats
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Jarod Kintz
“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?
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― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
tags: animals, books, cats, homonyms, meow, translate, translation, writing
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Jarod Kintz
“I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you’d like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because I perform in a gritty, grimy downtown alley).
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― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact,

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